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Dollar General Announces the Immediate Closure of all South Florida Stores
Food and Lifestyle February 6, 2018 , by Ronald Dump
South Florida Shoppers of Dollar General were shocked to learn that all Dollar General Stores south of […]
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Amazon Alexa Sue’s Owner In New York Over Allegations of Sexual Harassment
Crime January 8, 2018 , by Ronald Dump
Smart Digital Assistants are finding their places on more and more nightstands these days however some people […]
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BREAKING : Saturday Night Live to Lay Off 80% of all Writers
Entertainment April 1, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
New York, New York – We have learned that the wildly popular television show, Saturday Night Live […]
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Half Life 3 Released
Entertainment April 1, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
Santa Clair, New Loondon – After over 8 years in development, Valve has released the latest update […]
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USNews Top 10’s : Lifehack Edition
Food and Lifestyle April 1, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
The internet is full of tips, tricks and shortcuts in everyday life known as “Lifehacks”. Our team […]
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Askaban to be converted into a Private Prison
Crime March 31, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
Hogwarts, UK – Lawmakers have been spending a lot of time trying to find a solution to […]
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The Queen on #BREXIT – April Fools Sucka!
Global News March 31, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
London, England – In light of the British Prime Minister officially invoking article 50 of the Articles […]
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Samsung Announces the Galaxy S8 and S8+ – Two Phones That Will Likely Not Explode
Technology March 29, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
Samsung has just unveiled their latest phone, the Samsung Galaxy S8 and S8+. These phones all pack […]
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Escaping a Stuck Escalator
Editorials March 27, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
Birmingham, Al – Like most Americans, you are likely to take a ride on an escalator as […]
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USNews Exclusive : Trump Signs Deal With Major Network for New Reality Show
Politics March 23, 2017 , by Ronald Dump
With all of the talk of Barack Obama taking on golf after leaving the White House, many […]