Tulsa Oklahoma COVID-19 Spreading Festival On Schedule for June 20th, 2020
After several potential roadblocks, Donald Trump's COVID-19 Spreading Festival will go on as scheduled tomorrow night in Tulsa Oklahoma
President Trump's plans to hold the largest COVID-19 Spreading Festival has been met with several roadblocks by both local and national groups advising against mass gatherings but the Trump 2020 campaign has prevailed and the event is going on as planned tomorrow night. The COVID-19 Spreading Festival will attract idiots supporters from dozens of local states, with some people driving up to 9 hours to attend this unique festival and support their favorite Führer at the same time.
The Trump Campaign has banned the use of face masks at the festival as this is a political statement that shows support for Obama and crooked Hillary Clinton. All attendees will be sharing the same handrails and be required to hug everyone they pass. Due to security reasons Hand Sanitizer will not be permitted and the secret service will barricade the bathroom sinks.
The Trump Campaign will require all attendees to sign a disclaimer that releases them from liability and gives the campaign all of their assets in the event that they don't survive the infection. Trump is also offering to take photos with anyone that has over 5 million dollars in assets holding a bible upon signing the disclaimer.