GOP Launches Lawsuit Against God To Stop Biden Inauguration
Hot off the heels of a lawsuit targeting Mike Pence to stop him certifying the results of the election, Texas republicans Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz plan to work with Sydney Powel to sue God for not answering their prayers and stuffing the ballot when they needed it the most.
Our USNews.today representitive Alex Michael Hurst has interviewed Ted Cruz who claims that he personally plans to represent the GOP in front of the supreme court if needed. "We are fairly confident that God did not use his manifest destiny to help Donald Trump with a second term, we feel god neglected his duty by not changing the votes in California, Nevada and Ireland. We have several affidavits from many members of the evangelical community that claim they sent hundreds of thoughts and prayers to God and god failed to act."
Experts at the University of Miami Neuropsychology department are confident that this lawsuit will fail like the hundreds of similar lawsuits however they would really like the oppertunity to talk to Louie Gohmert and Sydney Powel to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them.