Famous Trump Bible Spontaneously Bursts Into Flames

The famous bible that Donald Trump used to pose in this landmark photo after clearing out peaceful protesters has spontaneously burst into flames on Friday night

Famous Trump Bible Spontaneously Bursts Into Flames

Donald Trump is often seen as the golden child of the evangelical voters. Many conservative voters were thrilled when Trump forcefully removed hundreds of peaceful protesters in order to take the most important photo of his presidency. This now iconic photo both excited the conservative voters and upset the ANTIFA mobs - a win-win for the Trump campaign.

We received word from the White House that the bible that was used in that photo spontaneously burst into flames. The cleaning crews noticed one of the books that Trump was using to stabilize a coffee table in the oval office was smoking and upon further investigation, it was determined that it was President Trump's personal bible based on the fact that his name was written on the first page in red crayon. 

While some may see this as a sign that Trump is unfit for office, Trump's supporters see this as a sign that his campaign is on fire and nothing can stop him.