Donald Trump orders Nuclear Strikes in Pennsylvania, Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Narnia and Michigan

Donald Trump orders Nuclear Strikes in Pennsylvania, Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Narnia and Michigan

After multiple failed lawsuits to pause the votes in states he is predicting to lose, Donald Trump has consulted with Bill Barr to get emergency authorization to deploy multiple nuclear warheads in several US counties that are starting to favor Joe Biden. Several Trump strategist are saying they this is the presidents way to keep things fair after his disastrous first four years as president.

We have learned that the nuclear weapons are being aimed at Georgia, Wisconsin, Narnia, Arizona, Michigan and Nevada, targeting areas of higher education and large cities. 

Donald Trump could not be reached for comment, we suspect he is crying right now.