Basking Ridge, NJ – In a recent study funded by 3 major United States phone carriers – it has been determined that rooting your Android Phone may increase the risk of childhood Autism.
Rooting your Android phone increases the risk of Childhood Autism almost as much as Vaccines – Benny McCarthy
According to to Verizon’s Chief Scientist, Benny McCarthy, “Rooting your Android phone increases the risk of Childhood Autism almost as much as Vaccines. There is a real threat here”. McCarty continues to explain that customers who have rooted their phones in the past may be able to mitigate some of the danger by disposing of their current mobile phone and signing a new 2 year contract with the carrier to obtain a replacement.
In a similar statement, Jenny McDumdum of AT&T added – “We take precautions to prevent customers from gaining root access to their phones to protect their children. Customers should not attempt to bypass our restrictions for their children safety.”
We have attempted to reach out to Sprint for comment however the calls kept dropping mid sentence.
A committee of Real Doctors calls these findings false and advises that you donate money to a real foundation such as Autism Speaks instead of listening to misleading and dangerous advice from “quacks” like McCarthy.